Fail Friday!

Today's fail Friday consisted of me essentially using this post as an excuse to fail. I'll admit it. That's what fail Friday is all about. 

I failed with two orders of mini cookies from Jack in the Box. I ate them all and it was delicious. And now I have a headache. 

To my credit, I only got two orders instead of four. So basically if I was a murderer trying to get over my murdering I would be saying, "Guys, great news. I only killed TWO people today instead of FOUR like I originally wanted to kill. Progress!!"

Yep. We're comparing mini cookies to the great sin of murder. 

So what do we learn from fail Friday? Well firstly, avoid Jack in the Box. Second, make a plan of action for when I know I'm going to be around places to buy unhealthy foods. And third, don't use fail Friday as an excuse to fail. 

And the most important lesson of all? I'm not a failure. Cookies don't actually kill people (except for maybe my heart slowly over time) and I am not a "bad" person. I'm still worthy of love and capable of a great many things. Health, after all, doesn't just include taking care of your body. It means taking care of yourself emotionally and spiritually as well. So don't worry about the small stuff. 

And THATS what fail Friday is all about.